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NiftyWolfie

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  1. Article Link This is an article from 31-03-2009, there have been stories of ghosts on the chase for as long as I can remember so this one doesn't surprise me at all
  2. Article Link Don't think I've seen one of these local at all, would be nice to see one though.
  3. Article Link For me this is a case of someone dumping their pet python as it had got to big for them to look after properly. Give it a few months and it will have died due to the cold weather. This article is from 09-05-2009
  4. Article Link This was interesting read when it was first published and has been referenced too several times in documentary's. This article was from 21-08-2008
  5. Article Link Hmm a very interesting read this, seems as time goes on more information is coming forward to back up the claims that have been made about the area, this article was on 06-05-2012
  6. Article Link Another interesting article this one from back on 20-08-2009, seems the sightings have been happening for a very long time.
  7. Article Link This was an article from back on 14-11-2008 that I have reposted due to the website it was on swapping domains and us losing our link to the article
  8. It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a physiotherapist 15. a mentor 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Show up naked 2. Bring food and booze
  9. Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, be still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
  10. Happy Birthday baby xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  11. Black magic An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbours who feared the man the most... "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!" They believed he practised black magic and was responsible for missing cats, dogs and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished. He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme while her neighbours approached in a group to ask these questions: "Are you not afraid? ...Concerned? ..Worried? that this man who practised black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?" The wife put down her drink and said... "Nah... let the old man dig. I him buried upside down!;"
  12. An elephant asks a camel: "Why are your breasts on your back?" "Well" says the camel, "I think that's a strange question from somebody whose **** is on his face."
  13. Two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other one and says "you man the guns, I'll drive"
  14. Two Muslims in a Toyota Tarago have driven off a cliff in Sydney, both are dead. Officers at the scene said it was an appalling tragedy as the vehicle was capable of seating seven!
  15. This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede (100-legged crawler), which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked Him again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?" But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there!; Would you like to go Frank's place and have a drink with me? A little voice came out of the box..........."I heard you the first time! I'm putting my ******* shoes on.
  16. lol, you had a forum topic same as this, you didn't have a page! But if you want me to do you a webpage with recipes on I can do foe you and add different recipes as you get them
  17. Yea Beach-combing be good, nice and relaxing while still get freah air
  18. Is bored at the doctors

  19. Lol, I was busy gaming at the time and didn't check till today see what the whole thread looked like !
  20. right had my fun for this month, now off to chat to some Americans for a while

  21. Last night I posted a statement on facebook This then prompted a "friend" of someone on my friends list to comment Now apart from the fact he doesn't use punctuation and can't spell, he also gets things wrong. How many kids use there phones for homework ? An engineer for 20 years, i.e. he left school at 16 and suddenly he became an engineer. Gees some people believe anything. Anyway back to him being an idiot, my next post to him Now at this time I was involved in an online war with other players and was typing this off my Iphone as I couldn't afford to leave the war I was in. You will notice no spelling mistakes but alot of swear words, people like him piss me right off using other peoples facebook account to try and look good. Now I had downloaded the link into wordpad (default on many systems), this gave out alot of encrypted crap before supplying the page we wanted, due to the encrypted part I can't be sure the homework was in one piece. So I used "Open Office" the most used free office software out there. I was able to open the page no problem after a using a few tricks I know, but these wouldn't have been the thing an average person would know how to do, as my wife admitted too. His response to my comment was Yet again a lack of correct spelling, his "software" must be real good to miss all these, now he says I said the files in word "format" yet I have not mentioned a format at all ? Think he's getting confused a bit there. He agrees that the formatting is off on wordpad ( Amazing I was right), then goes on to explain the different formats you can get text documents in, again for what reason I do not know. He makes a living he says out of this sort of thing, if you was to look at these posts would you employ him to make a website for you? As you can see I don't know what I'm on about .... this website must have made itself I think..... then he goes on to speak about PAID software that I was complaining about in the first place, he just proves my point for me. You will also notice he adds his "business" link into the post so anyone reading my facebook will be able to see it. Damn shame those into computers on my facebook account know more then him. My parting shot to him, he doesn't comment again but his "GF" does comment about how she was trying to help and how my wife has lots of advice from her. All a pile of **** but then its what you expect, they love the school and don't like hearing the truth from other people. Please visit "Kevin's" website, but no laughing at the spelling mistakes or the way he loses the thread of the sentence he's typing. Please read the second line, this was taken direct from his "Business" site. Now in this next shot if anyone can understand the sentence please reply to this topic as I'm really not sure what he's on about.
  22. go around posting flyers for the website!
  23. Well nice to see Springhill school is trying to go private, fancy giving the kids homework that can only be done on PAID software, they not heard of the freeware alternatives. No wonder the school is going downhill they trying to cater for rich people only

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